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Humor in health care

It's good to laugh and it's good to share your funny stories about health care.
Subj: GREAT, Add this one
Date: 1/9/2007
Two people were talking about a fellow employee, the first said Joe is in the hospital for observation. The other one said no he isn't, they don't know what is wrong with him.
Bill


We are now collecting funny diet stories.


Subj: New patient
Date: 12/16/2008
A co-worker was doing an intake/evaluation with a new patient, going through all the standard questions, everything was fine until she asked "Have you had any successful suicide attempts?"
Vern


Subj: The Final Word
Date: 5/16/2009
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Glen


Subj: My chest X-ray
Date: 3/24/2009
Went in to have my chest xrayed, being a former(pro) swimmer the doc came in and said pop off your shirt and don't take all day. It's not like you've got tits you've been carrying in a package all day?
Valerie

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